Our favorite pals from TV shows often have a complex personality, that enables them to create enough action for the network to make billions on a 12 seasons show. However, if you take a closer look at them – and at humans in general – they all have some stereotypical features that can remind of us various things : our grandma, a boiling kettle, the sound of rain against a window…or zodiac signs. With all the commonly admitted zodiac sign characteristics, let’s try a little matching game.
Leslie Knope – Parks and Recreations
Unlike Leos, you could actually rule de world. Great ideas and certain social skills can bring you far…if you don’t fall into some narcissistic pit. We know you know, Knope.
Lito – Sense8
Ok, seriously, stop crying. For Pisces, it’s the end of the world 50 times a day. Unnecessarily exhausting. In Lito’s case there is a mad guy trying to capture and murder him and his cluster…but all the others, get a grip.
Max – Two Broke Girls
Listening to your brilliant advice is not part of their agenda, as Aries will always do what THEY consider to be the best option. If you decide to hang out with them, make sure you can deal with their blunt honesty. Face it Caroline, you ARE in love with your father.
Gabriela Solis – Desperate Housewives
What do they want? Hot bodies, shiny cars, big houses and fame. That’s right Gabriela, you and your specie are materialistic demons, only driven by your own interest and profit. That’s alright, because you are all so good-looking.
Marshall – How I met your Mother
Ok, it’s not because you are always in a good mood and ready to have a laugh that you’re not a deep and complex person. The reason you’re not a deep and complex person is because you’re a Gemini. Stick to humour and don’t try to fake Virgos and Pisces’ tortured attitude – no one likes them anyway.
Cersei, Game of Thrones
Family and sex first, the rest doesn’t really matter. Once a Cancer is sure their family are safe, they become these seduction machines that no one can resist. That’s until people put them in jail and throw vegetables at them.
Trish – Jessica Jones
Aren’t you tired of spending hours in front of the mirror? We get it Leo, you’re beautiful and you need to be told so. Dominant, impatient but seriously lacking of common sense, Leos would rule the world is they had any idea on how to.
Sheldon Cooper – The Big Bang Theory
It’s less the genius aspect than the « sharing my feelings makes me sick » aspect we’re interested in here. Virgos tend to be talented, smart people, with an unbearable lack of social abilities. It’s ok Virgos, the world will not end if you decide to act like you have a heart.
Ted – How I met your Mother
One can’t deny it : Libras are an awesome sign. Arty, but not enough to turn emo, just patient enough to act slightly submissive. Yes, Libras, all the other signs want and will hang out with you, take advantage of your awesome personality and then start dating zodiac’s narcissistic assholes.
King Joffrey – Game of Thrones
Did someone say manipulative and sex-obsessed? There is no proof that our late King Geoffrey was actually born in November, but he sure has all the cons of an extreme Scorpio. It’s not like all the Scorpios are psychopaths, capricious and murderous…but yes, it is. However, awesome creativity in bed!
Eleanor Shellstrop – The Good place
Can’t focus on one project, keep promising you’ll become a better person with absolutely no result? Welcome to your own personal bad place, Sagittarius. You might be intriguing and fun to be around, but stop mistaking your recklessness for an adventurous spirit.
Quinn – Unreal
Can you relax for a bit? Repeat: work isn’t everything. You might always be this way-too-work-focused person, and that’s fine. One might love you for this, except it will probably some kind of sadistic boss, instead of actual friends.
If you have been offended by any of this, let us know what your sign is so we can add «touchy » right next to it.